DISQUS

Garaphernalia: If this is what it means to own a Macintosh, forget it

  • Pete · 4 years ago
    Reading the comments to that thread was the highlight of my evening.
  • Sean · 4 years ago
    I suspect that if you said to most of those people, "hey, I watched a video clip of Mr. T cornholing your mother on WMP last night," their first reaction would be to tell you how much better QuickTime is. Fuck 'em.
  • turboparrot · 4 years ago
    Gary. Wasn't it fun. Where's the love man?
  • turboparrot · 4 years ago
    You wented wrong when you "wanted to want"

    Here a few helpful hints.
    1) Have your friends proof-read you copy Gary.
    2) Re-read you articles before you post them
    3) For God's sakes, try to make some sense

    Don't post unintelligible statement like this: "I’ve wanted to want an Apple. You read that correctly. I want to want one."

    You don't sound like you know want you want. Remember, if you sit on the fence, you not very stable—someone will knock you down.
  • turboparrot · 4 years ago
    You wented wrong when you “wanted to want”


    Here a few helpful hints.
    1) Have your friends proof-read your copy Gary. (see how easy it is to make a mistake)
    2) Re-read you articles before you post them
    3) For God’s sakes, try to make some sense


    Don’t post unintelligible statement like this: “I’ve wanted to want an Apple. You read that correctly. I want to want one.”


    You don’t sound like you know want you want. Remember, if you sit on the fence, you not very stable—someone will knock you down.
  • turboparrot · 4 years ago
    As to why the Mac Zealots exist … it is to fight FUD. Everyone feels they need to do their part, I guess. I like to be more reasonable. You've experienced the others … sorry.

    http://www.mac360.com/index.php/mac360/more/fud...
  • Pete · 4 years ago
    turboparrot, You remind me of Jon Favreau's character Mikey in "Swingers" when he calls up the girl and leaves 5 messages in a row on her answering machine.

    PWN!
  • Geof · 4 years ago
    Wait. Does turboparrot want to sleep with Gary? Is Gary a girl?
  • Nathan Dintenfass · 4 years ago
    Well, I do hope that you and those who read this blog regularly to not take these rude people to be "they" if by "they" you mean all people who use Macs or Apple itself. But, I'm sure you would not rush to such a hasty generalization.
  • Pete · 4 years ago
    "Wait. Does turboparrot want to sleep with Gary? Is Gary a girl? "

    Metaphorically, yes.